"Final Night For Rosa's Cantina"
May. 24th, 2022 05:41 pm"Final Night For Rosa's Cantina"
A Trom Girl Mystery
4/2/2005
I.
"Driving five solid hours and we're STILL in Texas," grumbled Archie McAllister. He reached behind him with a thick hairy arm and snatched his bottle of water from the back seat to finish it off. "If you asked me, they should have cut the territory up and made it into two states of a halfway reasonable size."
Sitting beside him as calm and detached as usual, the Trom Girl lowered her wire-rim tinted glasses down over her snub nose and studied his profile. "Texas is interesting in that it was a separate Republic before it joined the United States. To have asked its inhabitants to willingly be split-"
"Aw hell, honey, I know that," Archie interupted gently. Despite his bulk, the big bearlike man had a mild disposition and seldom raised his voice to anyone. "I guess I'm just blowing off steam."
Megan Salenger rinsed her mouth with a swallow from her own water bottle, rolled down the window on her side and primly spit out the window. Outside was nothing but the highway, hot dry dirt and sparse shrubs. Once in a while, a stunted post oak stood by itself. At twenty-five, the Trom Girl was slim and even boyish in build, only five feet three and not much more than a hundred pounds. She was wearing a plain white T-shirt and khaki shorts, with hiking shoes and ankle-length socks. After a moment, she said in a sheepish tone, "To be honest, my love, I think I did not choose the airport closest to our destination. I was in a hurry."
Archie snorted and shook his head. "Well, we all make goofs, Megan. Anyway, I'd still rather be driving down the highway all day with a beautiful woman as company than another day working on bikes at the shop."
The Trom Girl reached over and rested a small hand on his arm. "I enjoy being with you for its own sake. Your boss will not expect you back for three more days, so we may have a little vacation for ourselves."
"Hey, more tumbleweeds!" Archie yelled. "Look at those things, I heard that if they get up under your hot engine they can start a fire."
"We are almost at Alto Paso. Another eleven miles, I calculate." Megan leaned back in her seat and gazed forward at the horizon which shimmered in the heat. "We will learn about the ghost of Rosa's Cantina."
"That's another thing," Archie muttered. He glanced over at her with gentle blue eyes in a wide face that bristled with three day's of black beard. "We already settled a ghost cowboy. That Phantom Owlhoot nonsense."
"It's an odd coincidence," she agreed. "The Phantom Owlhoot turned out to be merely a hoax concealing criminal activity but I am not so certain about the Rosa's Cantina ghost. Also called the Broken Neck Ghost."
"Yeah, well, we'll see. If I get within reach of a ghost and swing my arm through it, maybe then I'll believe it."
"It is good policy to be skeptical," she agreed. "See that farmhouse over there? We are nearing the town. Archie, are you tired of coming with me on these investigations?"
The big man laughed easily, reached over and patted her bare leg. "Naw. Not at all. I love going on these 'Trom Girl Mysteries.' They're so... unpredictable. We run into the damndest people and situations."
"I'm glad to hear that," she said. "And there is no one I would rather spend time with on these cases. The Trom who raised me hoped to dampen all my emotional responses but obviously they failed. I still have Human feelings."
"And everyone who knows you is glad, honey. Here we go. Couple of buildings. Looks like an old bus stop where the road into town splits off. There's the sign. Alto Paso, population 1,877. Not counting dogs and chickens, I bet."
"Look!" she cried out as she pointed through the windshield. "That little wooden structure with the cars parked next to it. Rosa's Cantina."
Archie swung over into the gravel parking lot. The cafe was not large, a white-boarded structure with a flat tarred roof and a big picture window on the side facing the road. In red script was written ROSA'S CANTINA - LIVE MUSIC FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS. In one corner of the window was a blue neon sign COLD BEER ON TAP. A plank porch ran the length of the front, with a sturdy railing against which patrons could lean or even sit upon.
In the parking lot were a red Ford pick-up truck, a rusted Oldsmobile and two Harleys with helmets resting on their saddles. Archie pulled up some distance away and studied the scene. "What do you think, hon?"
"Nothing seems out of place," she decided at last. "These vehicles have appropriate plates and inspection stickers. They belong to local people. There is a shotgun in a rack inside the Ford, but I can see from here that it is safely locked in place. I see nothing to cause suspicion."
"Good enough for me," the big man grunted as he swung out of the Jeep and stretched luxuriously. "That cold beer sign gave me an idea."
Coming around to stand beside him, a full twelve inches shorter and more than a hundred pounds lighter, Megan tugged on a leather vest which she left unfastened. It had a dozen pockets, many concealed on the inside, which held the advanced tools and gadgets she used. A layer of the flexible Trom armor lined the inside of the vest as well. "Am I presentable?"
Archie grinned at her, with her thick tousled black hair and the tinted sunglasses emphasizing her inquisitive foxlike face. "You are all kinds of cute."
"That is what I wanted to hear," she answered with a satisfied smile. "Let's go inside and meet the person who requested our investigation."
From the open doorway, a tall handsome woman with glossy black hair wiped her hands with a washcloth. "That would be me," she called out. "I'm Felina Martinez."
( the rest of the story )
A Trom Girl Mystery
4/2/2005
I.
"Driving five solid hours and we're STILL in Texas," grumbled Archie McAllister. He reached behind him with a thick hairy arm and snatched his bottle of water from the back seat to finish it off. "If you asked me, they should have cut the territory up and made it into two states of a halfway reasonable size."
Sitting beside him as calm and detached as usual, the Trom Girl lowered her wire-rim tinted glasses down over her snub nose and studied his profile. "Texas is interesting in that it was a separate Republic before it joined the United States. To have asked its inhabitants to willingly be split-"
"Aw hell, honey, I know that," Archie interupted gently. Despite his bulk, the big bearlike man had a mild disposition and seldom raised his voice to anyone. "I guess I'm just blowing off steam."
Megan Salenger rinsed her mouth with a swallow from her own water bottle, rolled down the window on her side and primly spit out the window. Outside was nothing but the highway, hot dry dirt and sparse shrubs. Once in a while, a stunted post oak stood by itself. At twenty-five, the Trom Girl was slim and even boyish in build, only five feet three and not much more than a hundred pounds. She was wearing a plain white T-shirt and khaki shorts, with hiking shoes and ankle-length socks. After a moment, she said in a sheepish tone, "To be honest, my love, I think I did not choose the airport closest to our destination. I was in a hurry."
Archie snorted and shook his head. "Well, we all make goofs, Megan. Anyway, I'd still rather be driving down the highway all day with a beautiful woman as company than another day working on bikes at the shop."
The Trom Girl reached over and rested a small hand on his arm. "I enjoy being with you for its own sake. Your boss will not expect you back for three more days, so we may have a little vacation for ourselves."
"Hey, more tumbleweeds!" Archie yelled. "Look at those things, I heard that if they get up under your hot engine they can start a fire."
"We are almost at Alto Paso. Another eleven miles, I calculate." Megan leaned back in her seat and gazed forward at the horizon which shimmered in the heat. "We will learn about the ghost of Rosa's Cantina."
"That's another thing," Archie muttered. He glanced over at her with gentle blue eyes in a wide face that bristled with three day's of black beard. "We already settled a ghost cowboy. That Phantom Owlhoot nonsense."
"It's an odd coincidence," she agreed. "The Phantom Owlhoot turned out to be merely a hoax concealing criminal activity but I am not so certain about the Rosa's Cantina ghost. Also called the Broken Neck Ghost."
"Yeah, well, we'll see. If I get within reach of a ghost and swing my arm through it, maybe then I'll believe it."
"It is good policy to be skeptical," she agreed. "See that farmhouse over there? We are nearing the town. Archie, are you tired of coming with me on these investigations?"
The big man laughed easily, reached over and patted her bare leg. "Naw. Not at all. I love going on these 'Trom Girl Mysteries.' They're so... unpredictable. We run into the damndest people and situations."
"I'm glad to hear that," she said. "And there is no one I would rather spend time with on these cases. The Trom who raised me hoped to dampen all my emotional responses but obviously they failed. I still have Human feelings."
"And everyone who knows you is glad, honey. Here we go. Couple of buildings. Looks like an old bus stop where the road into town splits off. There's the sign. Alto Paso, population 1,877. Not counting dogs and chickens, I bet."
"Look!" she cried out as she pointed through the windshield. "That little wooden structure with the cars parked next to it. Rosa's Cantina."
Archie swung over into the gravel parking lot. The cafe was not large, a white-boarded structure with a flat tarred roof and a big picture window on the side facing the road. In red script was written ROSA'S CANTINA - LIVE MUSIC FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS. In one corner of the window was a blue neon sign COLD BEER ON TAP. A plank porch ran the length of the front, with a sturdy railing against which patrons could lean or even sit upon.
In the parking lot were a red Ford pick-up truck, a rusted Oldsmobile and two Harleys with helmets resting on their saddles. Archie pulled up some distance away and studied the scene. "What do you think, hon?"
"Nothing seems out of place," she decided at last. "These vehicles have appropriate plates and inspection stickers. They belong to local people. There is a shotgun in a rack inside the Ford, but I can see from here that it is safely locked in place. I see nothing to cause suspicion."
"Good enough for me," the big man grunted as he swung out of the Jeep and stretched luxuriously. "That cold beer sign gave me an idea."
Coming around to stand beside him, a full twelve inches shorter and more than a hundred pounds lighter, Megan tugged on a leather vest which she left unfastened. It had a dozen pockets, many concealed on the inside, which held the advanced tools and gadgets she used. A layer of the flexible Trom armor lined the inside of the vest as well. "Am I presentable?"
Archie grinned at her, with her thick tousled black hair and the tinted sunglasses emphasizing her inquisitive foxlike face. "You are all kinds of cute."
"That is what I wanted to hear," she answered with a satisfied smile. "Let's go inside and meet the person who requested our investigation."
From the open doorway, a tall handsome woman with glossy black hair wiped her hands with a washcloth. "That would be me," she called out. "I'm Felina Martinez."
( the rest of the story )