"Dance Faster, the Stage Is Burning"
Jun. 25th, 2022 04:54 pm"Dance Faster, the Stage Is Burning"
1/29-1/31/2014
I.
"You pussycats can compare bruises while you're being processed at the precinct house," gloated Fearless. He stepped back for a second to scrutinize the way he had tied three men together back to back in a circle. Not finding any convenient rope in the loading bay, he had been forced to use their own belts and shoelaces while they had been too dazed to resist.
"Uhh. My head. Hey!" mumbled one of the thugs, squirming but not being able to get free. All their thumbs had been bound together with each other, so that any movement hurt them all. Each had one foot lashed to the foot of the man next to him so they couldn't even get up.
"What are you, some kinda NUT? What's with the fairy suit?" demanded another.
In fact, Fearless was indeed dressed in a flamboyant way. His costume of golden silk had a dark sheen to it in the light from the naked bulb overhead. The bodyshirt and tights fit like a second skin; the tan hiking boots, belt and leather gloves added to the flamboyant effect. Fearless wore a full head mask of the same metallic yellow, but the area over his face was made from a lighter cheesecloth material that enabled him to breathe. A pair of goggles were strapped under the mask, but the round lenses protruded through eyes to add a final bizarre touch.
Strapped across his upper back were two leather sheaths into which he now slid his hardwood batons so that he could reach back with either hand to draw one. The big man placed his fists against the sides of his belt in his most dramatic pose and laughed. "Shucks, the truth is that I only beat up goons like you guys as an excuse to wear this get-up. It's my main fetish."
"You're laughin' now but you're gonna be crying," said one of the prisoners. "When the boss hears about what you done here...."
"I'll do a drum solo on his head and throw him to the cops, like a hundred other vile masterminds," scoffed Fearless. "Uh-oh, those flashing lights coming down the street are my cue to vanish. Guess I'll read about you three in the local papers."
Wheeling about, the man called Fearless sprinted off across the deserted parking lot of A&J IMPORTS and rounded the next corner. There was the most inconspicuous car he had been able to find, a black Toyota three years old with nothing to make it stand out. Reaching into his belt, Fearless thumbed his key fob and chirped open the car doors.
But he stumbled before he reached the car and had to stand bent over for a few seconds, pressing down with his hands on his thighs as he caught his breathe. "Goddam it, goddam it, why does Nature give us pain anyway? Why can't we turn it off?"
Behind him, he could hear excited voices and car doors slamming. Setting off the alarms before tackling those gunmen had seemed like a good idea at the time but right now they would be eagerly telling the police about which direction the man in gold had run off.
Fearless got in behind the wheel, started the car up and sped off without even looking for traffic. At three in the morning of this freezing Tuesday night, few people were out anyway.
Putting a few blocks behind him, the strange vigilante yanked off his hood and tucked it down inside his shirt. The sweaty face of a man hitting fifty was revealed in the backwash of the dashboard. Tangled greying hair and deep grooves down the cheeks made him look older. As he slowed down and began pausing for stop signs, he tugged off his gloves and tossed them under his seat. Ahead was a strip mall with the lights of a twenty-four hour laundromat showing. Fearless swung in to park off to one side from where he could seen from within the building.
Moving more stiffly, grunting in annoyance, he struggled out of the the harness and dropped it on the passenger seat. This was getting harder to do all the time. Fearless screwed the two batons together to make a single, seemingly solid cane with a crook at one end. No one was in sight. He got out and threw the mask, gloves and harness into a knapsack in the trunk, then pulled on a garish Hawaiian shirt over his costume. The reinforced Chylon vest under his costume would have to wait to be taken off.
Leaning on the car with one hand for support, Fearless bent and yanked off the rear license plate to reveal his car's legal plate beneath it, then repeated the process in the front. The dozen pairs of plates he had collected covertly over the years were rotated constantly. After stowing the camouflage plates away, he felt a bit safer. By now, not seeing a single cruiser go past was reassuring.
Back in the driver's seat again, he opened the center console and took out an orange prescription bottle that was almost empty. Already. Fearless broke two of the Oxycontin tablets into halves and swallowed them one by one without water. No wonder he was always broke. Between these and the Fentanyl patches and the cortisone shots he paid Dr Hyung in cash for, that was where all his money went.
Starting up the car again, the big man sighed with tangled emotions. Maybe Fearless had done good work tonight, but poor old Frank Gaddis was going to pay for it all the next day.
( the rest of the story )
1/29-1/31/2014
I.
"You pussycats can compare bruises while you're being processed at the precinct house," gloated Fearless. He stepped back for a second to scrutinize the way he had tied three men together back to back in a circle. Not finding any convenient rope in the loading bay, he had been forced to use their own belts and shoelaces while they had been too dazed to resist.
"Uhh. My head. Hey!" mumbled one of the thugs, squirming but not being able to get free. All their thumbs had been bound together with each other, so that any movement hurt them all. Each had one foot lashed to the foot of the man next to him so they couldn't even get up.
"What are you, some kinda NUT? What's with the fairy suit?" demanded another.
In fact, Fearless was indeed dressed in a flamboyant way. His costume of golden silk had a dark sheen to it in the light from the naked bulb overhead. The bodyshirt and tights fit like a second skin; the tan hiking boots, belt and leather gloves added to the flamboyant effect. Fearless wore a full head mask of the same metallic yellow, but the area over his face was made from a lighter cheesecloth material that enabled him to breathe. A pair of goggles were strapped under the mask, but the round lenses protruded through eyes to add a final bizarre touch.
Strapped across his upper back were two leather sheaths into which he now slid his hardwood batons so that he could reach back with either hand to draw one. The big man placed his fists against the sides of his belt in his most dramatic pose and laughed. "Shucks, the truth is that I only beat up goons like you guys as an excuse to wear this get-up. It's my main fetish."
"You're laughin' now but you're gonna be crying," said one of the prisoners. "When the boss hears about what you done here...."
"I'll do a drum solo on his head and throw him to the cops, like a hundred other vile masterminds," scoffed Fearless. "Uh-oh, those flashing lights coming down the street are my cue to vanish. Guess I'll read about you three in the local papers."
Wheeling about, the man called Fearless sprinted off across the deserted parking lot of A&J IMPORTS and rounded the next corner. There was the most inconspicuous car he had been able to find, a black Toyota three years old with nothing to make it stand out. Reaching into his belt, Fearless thumbed his key fob and chirped open the car doors.
But he stumbled before he reached the car and had to stand bent over for a few seconds, pressing down with his hands on his thighs as he caught his breathe. "Goddam it, goddam it, why does Nature give us pain anyway? Why can't we turn it off?"
Behind him, he could hear excited voices and car doors slamming. Setting off the alarms before tackling those gunmen had seemed like a good idea at the time but right now they would be eagerly telling the police about which direction the man in gold had run off.
Fearless got in behind the wheel, started the car up and sped off without even looking for traffic. At three in the morning of this freezing Tuesday night, few people were out anyway.
Putting a few blocks behind him, the strange vigilante yanked off his hood and tucked it down inside his shirt. The sweaty face of a man hitting fifty was revealed in the backwash of the dashboard. Tangled greying hair and deep grooves down the cheeks made him look older. As he slowed down and began pausing for stop signs, he tugged off his gloves and tossed them under his seat. Ahead was a strip mall with the lights of a twenty-four hour laundromat showing. Fearless swung in to park off to one side from where he could seen from within the building.
Moving more stiffly, grunting in annoyance, he struggled out of the the harness and dropped it on the passenger seat. This was getting harder to do all the time. Fearless screwed the two batons together to make a single, seemingly solid cane with a crook at one end. No one was in sight. He got out and threw the mask, gloves and harness into a knapsack in the trunk, then pulled on a garish Hawaiian shirt over his costume. The reinforced Chylon vest under his costume would have to wait to be taken off.
Leaning on the car with one hand for support, Fearless bent and yanked off the rear license plate to reveal his car's legal plate beneath it, then repeated the process in the front. The dozen pairs of plates he had collected covertly over the years were rotated constantly. After stowing the camouflage plates away, he felt a bit safer. By now, not seeing a single cruiser go past was reassuring.
Back in the driver's seat again, he opened the center console and took out an orange prescription bottle that was almost empty. Already. Fearless broke two of the Oxycontin tablets into halves and swallowed them one by one without water. No wonder he was always broke. Between these and the Fentanyl patches and the cortisone shots he paid Dr Hyung in cash for, that was where all his money went.
Starting up the car again, the big man sighed with tangled emotions. Maybe Fearless had done good work tonight, but poor old Frank Gaddis was going to pay for it all the next day.
( the rest of the story )