"Megistus"
May. 25th, 2022 03:29 pm"Megistus"
10/5-10/7/1998
I.
The huge three-peaked tent was crammed with people, with not only every metal folding seat filled but with late arrivals standing in the back and starting to take up the aisles as well. There was no cotton candy or warm flat soda, no crying babies or mooning couples. This was no carnival or circus, this was a personal appearance by the great Megistus.
Toward the center of the audience, squirming from having arrived early and sitting for hours, were two young college students. The taller one had honey-blonde hair, a pointed chin and the lush curves reminiscent of an old-time movie star. Phoebe Janssen dressed modestly enough, with a white cotton blouse under a thin blue cardigan, but she did not have try to get attention. At the moment, she was shifting back and forth on the uncomfortable chair with a severely disgruntled expression.
To her left was her roommate and current best friend, Lauren Sable Reilly. Like Phoebe, Lauren had recently turned twenty. She was shorter than Phoebe, cute rather than gorgeous. She had jet black hair brushed straight back from a high forehead, huge dark eyes over a pug nose and a wide mouth that smiled easily. Despite her roommate's flashier looks, it was Lauren that boys felt comfortable with and crowded around.
"Tell me again why we are here on a perfectly good Friday night," Phoebe whispered. "There's a tequila bottle wondering what happened to me."
"We ARE journalism majors," answered Lauren in the same low tones. "I've gotten good marks with my papers for Professor Finch. You know he enjoys topics out of the ordinary. Something new to hold his attention. And here on cue is Megistus. I did some preliminary research on him. Megistus toured Europe beginning six years ago..."
"Lauren please! I swear, you love homework for its own sake," said Phoebe. "You need more mornings waking up on someone's bathroom floor with your clothes on inside-out."
The brunette scoffed and rolled her eyes. "Maybe next semester, if I get a light schedule. Anyway, there seems to have been some scandal regarding Megistus in Italy, where he skipped to avoid a court date--" The rest of her sentence was a mumble because Phoebe had pressed a hand over her mouth.
"Shh, shush shush. The party is getting underway."
In fact, the floodlights at the corners of the tent dimmed and the crowd settled down immediately. At the far end, a wooden stand held a podium with a microphone. Stepping up to it was the dramatic figure of Megistus, living up to expectations.
Well over six feet tall, athletic, wearing a simple white dress shirt and black slacks, Megistus seemed almost too handsome to be natural. His deep bronzed tan contrasted with the bright golden curls and shining blue eyes. Perfect teeth flashed in a confident smile and he held up both hands. "How happy I am to see all my new friends tonight," he began in a mellow bass. "Yes, I am Megistus. It has been my good fortune to have discovered a great Secret, the Path To Inner Balance. This is what I am honored to share with you tonight. My personal story is one as old as Man. I was born into a family with wealth, status, prestige. I lacked for nothing. Yet I was not satisfied. Something indefinable was missing, a melody one cannot quite remember. I indulged in the dark side. Drinking, promiscuity, drug use and gambling... all failed to make me happy. One morning I woke up cold and determined to try another path and this fortunately led me to the Secret."
Megistus paused, holding out his upturned palms. 'How can I tell you all the methods I tried? Nutrition, exercise. Hatha Yoga, Tai Chi Chuan, Zen meditation. Years went by and still I had not found the real peace I sought. I was walking in circles. Then, when I was ready, the light dawned.
"If you believe in chance, then a happy chance it was that revealed to me that which I needed to learn. I believe each of you has come here tonight because you also are ready for revelation. I would never say that your current lives are without worth. You raise your children, love your wives or husbands, work at your jobs and try to be good people. All honorable ways to live. Yet still, you feel the emptiness where there should be comfort. Let me help."
The tall blonde man raised his hands in benediction. Overhead, the flood lights shifted to a deep, restful blue. From beneath the canvas on the ground came a deep, humming vibration that the crowd felt through their feet.
Lauren glanced over at her roommate to make a comment, but Phoebe seemed lost in dewy-eyed adoration.
"Breathe is the source of life and wisdom," intoned Megistus. "Slow breath in, slower breath out. Slow breath in, slower breath out...."
Lauren Reilly became aware of a hand shaking her by one shoulder. "Hey! Roomie!" echoed Phoebe's voice from a great distance. "Snap out of it. Man, you're out of it."
"Eh? Pheebs? What happened?"
"The show's over, hon. We're trekkin' back to the dorm. Wasn't that amazing?"
As she hesitantly rose to her feet, Lauren checked her notebook. The page was still blank. "That's funny. Did I fall asleep?"
"Better than that," Phoebe laughed. "We ventured into the Cosmic All and became One with Creation. I'm still flushed with joy."
"I do feel pretty good," admitted Lauren, sounding uncertain. "Relaxed, anyway. "Yet, something bugs me. I didn't take any notes at all. The last I remember is Megistus making a speech."
"Oh, I guess you just got into it deeper than you expected. Let's go back to the dorm. Tomorrow morning, everything will seem clearer."
As they made their way down the aisles between rows of chairs, Lauren could not help but noticed how dazed the crowd was. Despite the vacant smiles, everyone looked a bit groggy to her. On an impulse, she paused and glanced back toward the podium. Megistus was still there, chatting easily with a few followers. Close beside him, barely up to his shoulder, was a frail shape wrapped in a coarse brown robe with a hood pulled up.
As the small figure raised its cowled head, something strange happened to Lauren. Her vision seemed to zoom in on the old man like a telephoto lens. She was seeing a close-up in painfully sharp detail of someone who was one hundred feet away. The face beneath the brown hood was ancient, too old to seem completely natural. Skin thin as a chicken's was wrinkled deeply and marred with liver spots. The hooked nose and hooked chin almost touched over the sunken toothless mouth. Beneath shaggy white brows, a pair of fierce dark eyes stabbed out at her. The mummified face split in a leer.
Panic rushed over Lauren like a bucket of ice water. She shoved her way out of the crowd, pushing people aside without realizing it and ignoring their protests. When Phoebe found her by their car, Lauren was shaking as if she was freezing. Phoebe herself was unusually saubdued and introverted, she hardly asked what was wrong. They got in and drove home in near silence, traumatized into numbness.
( the rest of the story )
10/5-10/7/1998
I.
The huge three-peaked tent was crammed with people, with not only every metal folding seat filled but with late arrivals standing in the back and starting to take up the aisles as well. There was no cotton candy or warm flat soda, no crying babies or mooning couples. This was no carnival or circus, this was a personal appearance by the great Megistus.
Toward the center of the audience, squirming from having arrived early and sitting for hours, were two young college students. The taller one had honey-blonde hair, a pointed chin and the lush curves reminiscent of an old-time movie star. Phoebe Janssen dressed modestly enough, with a white cotton blouse under a thin blue cardigan, but she did not have try to get attention. At the moment, she was shifting back and forth on the uncomfortable chair with a severely disgruntled expression.
To her left was her roommate and current best friend, Lauren Sable Reilly. Like Phoebe, Lauren had recently turned twenty. She was shorter than Phoebe, cute rather than gorgeous. She had jet black hair brushed straight back from a high forehead, huge dark eyes over a pug nose and a wide mouth that smiled easily. Despite her roommate's flashier looks, it was Lauren that boys felt comfortable with and crowded around.
"Tell me again why we are here on a perfectly good Friday night," Phoebe whispered. "There's a tequila bottle wondering what happened to me."
"We ARE journalism majors," answered Lauren in the same low tones. "I've gotten good marks with my papers for Professor Finch. You know he enjoys topics out of the ordinary. Something new to hold his attention. And here on cue is Megistus. I did some preliminary research on him. Megistus toured Europe beginning six years ago..."
"Lauren please! I swear, you love homework for its own sake," said Phoebe. "You need more mornings waking up on someone's bathroom floor with your clothes on inside-out."
The brunette scoffed and rolled her eyes. "Maybe next semester, if I get a light schedule. Anyway, there seems to have been some scandal regarding Megistus in Italy, where he skipped to avoid a court date--" The rest of her sentence was a mumble because Phoebe had pressed a hand over her mouth.
"Shh, shush shush. The party is getting underway."
In fact, the floodlights at the corners of the tent dimmed and the crowd settled down immediately. At the far end, a wooden stand held a podium with a microphone. Stepping up to it was the dramatic figure of Megistus, living up to expectations.
Well over six feet tall, athletic, wearing a simple white dress shirt and black slacks, Megistus seemed almost too handsome to be natural. His deep bronzed tan contrasted with the bright golden curls and shining blue eyes. Perfect teeth flashed in a confident smile and he held up both hands. "How happy I am to see all my new friends tonight," he began in a mellow bass. "Yes, I am Megistus. It has been my good fortune to have discovered a great Secret, the Path To Inner Balance. This is what I am honored to share with you tonight. My personal story is one as old as Man. I was born into a family with wealth, status, prestige. I lacked for nothing. Yet I was not satisfied. Something indefinable was missing, a melody one cannot quite remember. I indulged in the dark side. Drinking, promiscuity, drug use and gambling... all failed to make me happy. One morning I woke up cold and determined to try another path and this fortunately led me to the Secret."
Megistus paused, holding out his upturned palms. 'How can I tell you all the methods I tried? Nutrition, exercise. Hatha Yoga, Tai Chi Chuan, Zen meditation. Years went by and still I had not found the real peace I sought. I was walking in circles. Then, when I was ready, the light dawned.
"If you believe in chance, then a happy chance it was that revealed to me that which I needed to learn. I believe each of you has come here tonight because you also are ready for revelation. I would never say that your current lives are without worth. You raise your children, love your wives or husbands, work at your jobs and try to be good people. All honorable ways to live. Yet still, you feel the emptiness where there should be comfort. Let me help."
The tall blonde man raised his hands in benediction. Overhead, the flood lights shifted to a deep, restful blue. From beneath the canvas on the ground came a deep, humming vibration that the crowd felt through their feet.
Lauren glanced over at her roommate to make a comment, but Phoebe seemed lost in dewy-eyed adoration.
"Breathe is the source of life and wisdom," intoned Megistus. "Slow breath in, slower breath out. Slow breath in, slower breath out...."
Lauren Reilly became aware of a hand shaking her by one shoulder. "Hey! Roomie!" echoed Phoebe's voice from a great distance. "Snap out of it. Man, you're out of it."
"Eh? Pheebs? What happened?"
"The show's over, hon. We're trekkin' back to the dorm. Wasn't that amazing?"
As she hesitantly rose to her feet, Lauren checked her notebook. The page was still blank. "That's funny. Did I fall asleep?"
"Better than that," Phoebe laughed. "We ventured into the Cosmic All and became One with Creation. I'm still flushed with joy."
"I do feel pretty good," admitted Lauren, sounding uncertain. "Relaxed, anyway. "Yet, something bugs me. I didn't take any notes at all. The last I remember is Megistus making a speech."
"Oh, I guess you just got into it deeper than you expected. Let's go back to the dorm. Tomorrow morning, everything will seem clearer."
As they made their way down the aisles between rows of chairs, Lauren could not help but noticed how dazed the crowd was. Despite the vacant smiles, everyone looked a bit groggy to her. On an impulse, she paused and glanced back toward the podium. Megistus was still there, chatting easily with a few followers. Close beside him, barely up to his shoulder, was a frail shape wrapped in a coarse brown robe with a hood pulled up.
As the small figure raised its cowled head, something strange happened to Lauren. Her vision seemed to zoom in on the old man like a telephoto lens. She was seeing a close-up in painfully sharp detail of someone who was one hundred feet away. The face beneath the brown hood was ancient, too old to seem completely natural. Skin thin as a chicken's was wrinkled deeply and marred with liver spots. The hooked nose and hooked chin almost touched over the sunken toothless mouth. Beneath shaggy white brows, a pair of fierce dark eyes stabbed out at her. The mummified face split in a leer.
Panic rushed over Lauren like a bucket of ice water. She shoved her way out of the crowd, pushing people aside without realizing it and ignoring their protests. When Phoebe found her by their car, Lauren was shaking as if she was freezing. Phoebe herself was unusually saubdued and introverted, she hardly asked what was wrong. They got in and drove home in near silence, traumatized into numbness.
( the rest of the story )