"Still Flying, Still a Fool"
Jan. 30th, 2025 06:44 pm"Still Flying, Still a Fool"
11/6-11/8/2024
I.
Twenty-eight thousand pounds of armored car lifted straight up into the air and were gone from sight within seconds. It was a clear morning in early October with plenty of bright sunlight. Only eleven people nearby the South Valley Credit Union got a good look at the event, and only one had the alertness to whip up his phone and take four seconds of blurry, poorly framed video. Online media played this footage obsessively for a week, a number of TV channels also ran it once or twice. The two uniformed guards had just entered the credit union and ironically did not witness their car being stolen. The strange event was quickly and thoroughly dismissed by the general public as an amusing hoax of unknown purpose. But the Swift Security Company, which had lost the considerably expensive vehicle as well as its cargo of three hundred million dollars, did not laugh.
Gliding smoothly along at two thousand feet, where it was not visible to the naked eye of an observer on the ground, the dark green armored car slowed and then descended to a rift deep in the scenic Poconos. Neatly as any helicopter, it settled down within a ring of a half dozen all-terrain vehicles. Ten men in sturdy work clothing stood back and watched the landing. On the ground were two heavy duty acetylene torch kits, crowbars and other tools. Standing away from the others was a single figure in a black business and tan topcoat.
Riding on the roof of the stolen armored vehicle was the notorious Flying Fool. A man of average height and build, he was wearing a snug one-piece jumpsuit of a light blue color which made him difficult to spot from the ground. A black flight helmet with tinted visor concealed his face. The Fool's garment had wrist to elbow gauntlets set with complex control panels, and the leather belt supported six pouches big enough to hold a dinner plate in each one.
Secured in a flat holster on that belt was a small .32 LCP. In all his many heists, the Flying Fool had not yet needed to use it. He had both a personal and a professional dislike of violence.
"Right on time as always," announced the man in the business suit. "Well done. Check your account."
Glancing at a screen on his left gauntlet, the Fool nodded. His amplified voice boomed down through a speaker in his helmet. "Correct amount deposited and locked. All right then! I believe our transaction is concluded then."
"My boss has another job in mind for you," called up the man in the dark suit. "He would like a speedy small yacht suitable for little trips between Florida and Cuba."
The Flying Fool laughed. "I'll start shopping right away! Have fun cutting open your Christmas present, boys." With that, he tapped a button on his cuff and shot silently upward into the sky. Spinning as he rose, leveling off at three thousand feet, the Fool swung around to zip quickly back toward the border between Pennsylvania and New York. Inside the crash helmet, David Woodley was grinning. He loved his life.
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11/6-11/8/2024
I.
Twenty-eight thousand pounds of armored car lifted straight up into the air and were gone from sight within seconds. It was a clear morning in early October with plenty of bright sunlight. Only eleven people nearby the South Valley Credit Union got a good look at the event, and only one had the alertness to whip up his phone and take four seconds of blurry, poorly framed video. Online media played this footage obsessively for a week, a number of TV channels also ran it once or twice. The two uniformed guards had just entered the credit union and ironically did not witness their car being stolen. The strange event was quickly and thoroughly dismissed by the general public as an amusing hoax of unknown purpose. But the Swift Security Company, which had lost the considerably expensive vehicle as well as its cargo of three hundred million dollars, did not laugh.
Gliding smoothly along at two thousand feet, where it was not visible to the naked eye of an observer on the ground, the dark green armored car slowed and then descended to a rift deep in the scenic Poconos. Neatly as any helicopter, it settled down within a ring of a half dozen all-terrain vehicles. Ten men in sturdy work clothing stood back and watched the landing. On the ground were two heavy duty acetylene torch kits, crowbars and other tools. Standing away from the others was a single figure in a black business and tan topcoat.
Riding on the roof of the stolen armored vehicle was the notorious Flying Fool. A man of average height and build, he was wearing a snug one-piece jumpsuit of a light blue color which made him difficult to spot from the ground. A black flight helmet with tinted visor concealed his face. The Fool's garment had wrist to elbow gauntlets set with complex control panels, and the leather belt supported six pouches big enough to hold a dinner plate in each one.
Secured in a flat holster on that belt was a small .32 LCP. In all his many heists, the Flying Fool had not yet needed to use it. He had both a personal and a professional dislike of violence.
"Right on time as always," announced the man in the business suit. "Well done. Check your account."
Glancing at a screen on his left gauntlet, the Fool nodded. His amplified voice boomed down through a speaker in his helmet. "Correct amount deposited and locked. All right then! I believe our transaction is concluded then."
"My boss has another job in mind for you," called up the man in the dark suit. "He would like a speedy small yacht suitable for little trips between Florida and Cuba."
The Flying Fool laughed. "I'll start shopping right away! Have fun cutting open your Christmas present, boys." With that, he tapped a button on his cuff and shot silently upward into the sky. Spinning as he rose, leveling off at three thousand feet, the Fool swung around to zip quickly back toward the border between Pennsylvania and New York. Inside the crash helmet, David Woodley was grinning. He loved his life.
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