"Both Ways Go Nowhere"
May. 26th, 2022 04:16 pm"Both Ways Go Nowhere"
11/6/2011
I.
Struggling to make his checkbook add up the same way twice, Sheng Mo-Yuan didn't even look up from his desk as the knocking sounded on his office door. "Uncle, would you get that?"
>"Why me? I just sat down."< came the reply in Cantonese.
Sheng glanced over at the old man sitting at his own smaller desk seven feet away. Uncle Pao was leaning back his thin arms crossed over a bony chest and the stubborn expression on that gaunt face was all too familiar. Wearing a hideous yellow and purple cardigan over a green dress shirt, Pao's appearance was further distinguished by a shock of white hair standing up in several different directions as if he had taken a vow to never use a comb.
"You have been planted in that chair for over an hour..." Sheng began but stopped at the realization that getting in an argument with Uncle Pao wouldn't get the door answred. The Chujiran rose quickly and strode across the office. He still hadn't allowed his teammate Megan Salenger to install a camera outside his door to screen visitors but he agreed it would be a good idea. Running a private investigation agency that specialized in weird and downright supernatural threats meant dealing with extreme danger every time a client called.
The instant he saw the woman standing in front of his door, Sheng spotted a half dozen details that alarmed him. She was petite and young, wearing a white raincoat several sizes too large for her. She was barefoot and her lower legs were also bare. The glossy black hair had been cut short too unevenly for even a daring new style, it looked as if someone had pulled handfuls out straight and hacked the hair off with a knife. Her hands trembled and she was unsteady on her feet.
Before she could even speak, he had taken her by one arm and placed his other hand on her shoulder. Sheng steered her toward the brown leather couch to their left just in time as her legs gave way. She fell onto the couch rather than sitting down.
Before attending her, Sheng swung over to the door and glared suspiciously out into the hallway. No one was in sight. Since it was one-thirty in the morning, of course the travel agency and computer repair shop on that floor had been closed for hours. He leaned out over the bannister of the stairs, looking and listening. Nothing, either on the floor above or below. Sheng rushed back into his office, locking the door behind him.
To his surprise, Uncle Pao had risen and was preparing a steaming mug of ginseng tea from the kettle he kept going on the hot plate their landlord had expressly told him not to use. Sheng went over to find their visitor was sitting up and leaning forward, working her hands together in obvious distress.
"Listen, do you need medical attention?" he asked. "I can get you to Metro General in ten minutes."
"No, no," she responded quickly. "They'll be watching. They must have followed me."
Uncle Pao interrupting by handing her the mug. "Lemon and honey to calm your nerves," he told her. Then, in Cantonese, he added to Sheng, >"When young woman walks in door, your brains fly out window."<
As the woman gulped the tea and started breathing less frantically, she took in her surroundings. "This is Argent Investigations, isn't it? Fist For Hire?"
"It is. I'm sometimes called Argent, my name is Sheng Mo-Yuan."
>"And I am a faceless servant, unnoticed in the background,"< Pao grumbled.
"And this my Uncle Pao, my partner," added Sheng. "Your name would be...?"
"Oh. Eclipse. Eclipse Giordano. At least I made it here, I really didn't think my chances were good at all."
Sheng nodded at his Uncle Pao to return to his desk while he himself pulled a straightback wooden chair over. "Those ligature burns on your wrists and ankles are from clothesline. As far as I can tell, you're not wearing anything under that raincoat. What exactly did you escape from, Miss Giordano?"
"You can tell that with a few seconds looking at me? Really? You're right. Half an hour ago, I was lying on a mattress on the floor of a boarded up condemned building. This guy was supposed to be guarding me but he guzzled a pint of Jack Daniels and fell asleep. i was hoping for any chance to get away. I had found a piece of broken glass next to the mattress and cut myself loose, then grabbed this filthy smelly coat from the floor and tiptoed out the door."
>"It's a wise man who believes nothing which comes from a woman's mouth,"< offered Pao.
"Yes, thank you, Uncle. Go on, miss. Why did you come here?"
"Oh, I'd heard about you, of course. You're the detective who can turn his body hard as steel or pick up a motorcycle. I'd actually seen you in the street a few times."
"But why didn't you go to the police first?" he asked.
"I've been in trouble with the law. I did three months in county jail upstate. I didn't think they'd believe me."
>"How rare for those uniformed fools to show such wisdom,"< Uncle Pao put in.
"What did he say just now?" Eclipse asked.
"He said his feet hurt," said Sheng. "The obvious next questions are, where were you held and who was it holding you?"
The young woman put the empty mug down on a small nightstand next to the arm of the couch and pulled the collar of her raincoat down from where she had been wearing raised. "I can retrace my steps here, Mr Mo-Yuan..."
"Please call me Sheng, but go on."
"I know the location, it's not far. I got here in ten minutes. But I don't know about being able to say who was holding me prisoner. It was the darndest thing. I only saw two guys and both of them were wearing these stupid yellow masks with a sort of black skull drawn over their faces."
Despite their inclination to give little away, Sheng and Pao glanced at each other. At the same time, they said, "STIGMA."
( the rest of the story )
11/6/2011
I.
Struggling to make his checkbook add up the same way twice, Sheng Mo-Yuan didn't even look up from his desk as the knocking sounded on his office door. "Uncle, would you get that?"
>"Why me? I just sat down."< came the reply in Cantonese.
Sheng glanced over at the old man sitting at his own smaller desk seven feet away. Uncle Pao was leaning back his thin arms crossed over a bony chest and the stubborn expression on that gaunt face was all too familiar. Wearing a hideous yellow and purple cardigan over a green dress shirt, Pao's appearance was further distinguished by a shock of white hair standing up in several different directions as if he had taken a vow to never use a comb.
"You have been planted in that chair for over an hour..." Sheng began but stopped at the realization that getting in an argument with Uncle Pao wouldn't get the door answred. The Chujiran rose quickly and strode across the office. He still hadn't allowed his teammate Megan Salenger to install a camera outside his door to screen visitors but he agreed it would be a good idea. Running a private investigation agency that specialized in weird and downright supernatural threats meant dealing with extreme danger every time a client called.
The instant he saw the woman standing in front of his door, Sheng spotted a half dozen details that alarmed him. She was petite and young, wearing a white raincoat several sizes too large for her. She was barefoot and her lower legs were also bare. The glossy black hair had been cut short too unevenly for even a daring new style, it looked as if someone had pulled handfuls out straight and hacked the hair off with a knife. Her hands trembled and she was unsteady on her feet.
Before she could even speak, he had taken her by one arm and placed his other hand on her shoulder. Sheng steered her toward the brown leather couch to their left just in time as her legs gave way. She fell onto the couch rather than sitting down.
Before attending her, Sheng swung over to the door and glared suspiciously out into the hallway. No one was in sight. Since it was one-thirty in the morning, of course the travel agency and computer repair shop on that floor had been closed for hours. He leaned out over the bannister of the stairs, looking and listening. Nothing, either on the floor above or below. Sheng rushed back into his office, locking the door behind him.
To his surprise, Uncle Pao had risen and was preparing a steaming mug of ginseng tea from the kettle he kept going on the hot plate their landlord had expressly told him not to use. Sheng went over to find their visitor was sitting up and leaning forward, working her hands together in obvious distress.
"Listen, do you need medical attention?" he asked. "I can get you to Metro General in ten minutes."
"No, no," she responded quickly. "They'll be watching. They must have followed me."
Uncle Pao interrupting by handing her the mug. "Lemon and honey to calm your nerves," he told her. Then, in Cantonese, he added to Sheng, >"When young woman walks in door, your brains fly out window."<
As the woman gulped the tea and started breathing less frantically, she took in her surroundings. "This is Argent Investigations, isn't it? Fist For Hire?"
"It is. I'm sometimes called Argent, my name is Sheng Mo-Yuan."
>"And I am a faceless servant, unnoticed in the background,"< Pao grumbled.
"And this my Uncle Pao, my partner," added Sheng. "Your name would be...?"
"Oh. Eclipse. Eclipse Giordano. At least I made it here, I really didn't think my chances were good at all."
Sheng nodded at his Uncle Pao to return to his desk while he himself pulled a straightback wooden chair over. "Those ligature burns on your wrists and ankles are from clothesline. As far as I can tell, you're not wearing anything under that raincoat. What exactly did you escape from, Miss Giordano?"
"You can tell that with a few seconds looking at me? Really? You're right. Half an hour ago, I was lying on a mattress on the floor of a boarded up condemned building. This guy was supposed to be guarding me but he guzzled a pint of Jack Daniels and fell asleep. i was hoping for any chance to get away. I had found a piece of broken glass next to the mattress and cut myself loose, then grabbed this filthy smelly coat from the floor and tiptoed out the door."
>"It's a wise man who believes nothing which comes from a woman's mouth,"< offered Pao.
"Yes, thank you, Uncle. Go on, miss. Why did you come here?"
"Oh, I'd heard about you, of course. You're the detective who can turn his body hard as steel or pick up a motorcycle. I'd actually seen you in the street a few times."
"But why didn't you go to the police first?" he asked.
"I've been in trouble with the law. I did three months in county jail upstate. I didn't think they'd believe me."
>"How rare for those uniformed fools to show such wisdom,"< Uncle Pao put in.
"What did he say just now?" Eclipse asked.
"He said his feet hurt," said Sheng. "The obvious next questions are, where were you held and who was it holding you?"
The young woman put the empty mug down on a small nightstand next to the arm of the couch and pulled the collar of her raincoat down from where she had been wearing raised. "I can retrace my steps here, Mr Mo-Yuan..."
"Please call me Sheng, but go on."
"I know the location, it's not far. I got here in ten minutes. But I don't know about being able to say who was holding me prisoner. It was the darndest thing. I only saw two guys and both of them were wearing these stupid yellow masks with a sort of black skull drawn over their faces."
Despite their inclination to give little away, Sheng and Pao glanced at each other. At the same time, they said, "STIGMA."
( the rest of the story )