"That Awful Paisley Shawl"
May. 28th, 2022 08:19 pm"That Awful Paisley Shawl"
6/7/1944
I.
"Lots of men would love to see me with this little green dress on," said Kelly O'Connor. Then, recognizing that Jim was not going to volunteer to buy it for her, she added, "Of course, lots of men would like to see me WITHOUT it on."
That got his attention. He turned away from a card table laden with ash trays, coffee mugs and small kitchen utensils. Seeing the impish expression on her face, he could not keep from grinning. "Nice try, Red."
The origin of Jim's several nicknames for Kelly was obvious. She did have full, thick hair of that bright crimson hue which catches sunlight like a cat's eyes. Her own rather large eyes were green, and with her upturned nose and full lips, she had a face almost everyone liked at first sight. A simple cloche hat was tilted at an impudent angle. "It's my favorite color," she added. "Any fellow would be proud to have a pretty girl on his arm if she were wearing this."
At the moment, Kelly was wearing a pleated white skirt, a wide black leather belt with a brass buckle and a white long-sleeved blouse under a black bolero jacket. At five feet seven, trim and athletic, she looked great in that outfit and she knew it.
"That dress is too big for you," he said. "Taking it in would ruin its lines. You have a high waist and long legs, honey, so finding clothes for you is always tricky."
Hanging the dress back up on a clothesline strung between two trees, she made sure no one at the flea market was within earshot. "I already own another green outfit I feel like wearing, if you get my drift and I think you do."
"No one has taken a shot at you all week? You haven't been chased around the block by mobsters? And not a single Axis spy has tied you up? No wonder you're bored."
"Sad but true." She held up a straight-lined black dress with horizontal rows of white fringes across its front. "Doesn't this number melt your stone heart?"
"Kelly! That rag is twenty years old. Some flapper wore it during Prohibition."
"Oh, all right. Alas! I lost my heart to a police detective with no flair."
Examining a battered tea kettle dubiously, Jim Harkins countered, "But I do have good taste in girlfriends?"
"Oh, I'll tell the world you do. And I know a good-looking slab of beef when I trip over one. You have the loveable face of a bassett hound. What? That's a good thing."
Jim was indeed not much over six feet tall, but he was massive, with broad shoulders Kelly could actually hide behind and not be seen. His dark blue suit with a red tie was neat and fit him well, but it was deliberately ordinary-looking. The fedora pushed back on his pomaded hair was badly in need of blocking, though. "There's something about a carrot-top...."
"But do you lovvvve me?" she asked in a little kid's voice.
"You know I do. I never told you this before but the first time I almost arrested you, I tumbled hard. The world went away. All I could see was your face."
Kelly got in close and stretched up to kiss him gently on the cheek. "Awwww. That touch of the poet comes out in you at the most unexpected times. I'm surprised you can't hear my heart go thump thump when we're together. How long do we have before you have to punch in at the station?"
"Not much. I'm doing the six to two AM for a while. I want to get there a few minutes early anyway so Captain Beachum can chew me out and get it over with."
"Don't let the old man ruffle your fur," she said, dragging him by one arm. "One more table, I swear I hear some scarves calling my name."
The crowd at the flea market had thinned out. Even in the comforting warmth of an early summer day, most people were thinking of dinner at this hour. An elderly man with a mane of white hair swept straight back watched them approach. "Hi, folks. We got shawls, scarves, a stole or two, some gloves and even a real elegant muff. It won't be June forever."
"Interesting selection," Kelly said as she leaned over the table, figuratively sniffing for something good. "Everything matches."
"All these items belonged to my late wife Agnes. She left this life almost five years ago."
"Oh. I'm sorry."
"Don't be. I'm not. She broke more than one lamp over my head." The old man chortled to himself.
An ancient paisley shawl, five inches wide and twenty inches long, caught Kelly's eye. It was pale green with red flowers and those were her emblematic colors. She reached out and touched it at the exact same instant a wide, meaty paw of a hand grabbed the shawl at the other hand.
"Mitts off, skirt. This is for my old lady." The man speaking was shorter than Kelly's five feet seven by several inches, but much wider and more intimidating. A remarkably homely face with a long upper lip and deepset blue eyes reminded her unavoidably of an ape. Thick bristling black hair added to the impression, as did the fact that his arms were actually a few inches longer than his legs. He was wearing a white jersey with thin horizontal red stripes and a pair of work pants that had seen better years.
Speaking very distinctly, Kelly declared, "I. Saw. It. First," and kept hold of the other end. Meeting the angry man's eyes, she added, "One dollar."
"Five dollars!"
"Ten dollars!" the redhead snapped.
From beside her, Jim Harkins muttered to himself, "Where do people get the idea the Irish have tempers?"
"Twenty dollars! Cold hard cash, right here in my hand," said the apelike man.
Kelly hesitated. She was riled up at someone trying to intimidate her but still, twenty dollars for an old shawl that had seen better days? "Ummm..."
From several feet away, a deep baritone boomed, "One hundred dollars!"
( the rest of the story )
6/7/1944
I.
"Lots of men would love to see me with this little green dress on," said Kelly O'Connor. Then, recognizing that Jim was not going to volunteer to buy it for her, she added, "Of course, lots of men would like to see me WITHOUT it on."
That got his attention. He turned away from a card table laden with ash trays, coffee mugs and small kitchen utensils. Seeing the impish expression on her face, he could not keep from grinning. "Nice try, Red."
The origin of Jim's several nicknames for Kelly was obvious. She did have full, thick hair of that bright crimson hue which catches sunlight like a cat's eyes. Her own rather large eyes were green, and with her upturned nose and full lips, she had a face almost everyone liked at first sight. A simple cloche hat was tilted at an impudent angle. "It's my favorite color," she added. "Any fellow would be proud to have a pretty girl on his arm if she were wearing this."
At the moment, Kelly was wearing a pleated white skirt, a wide black leather belt with a brass buckle and a white long-sleeved blouse under a black bolero jacket. At five feet seven, trim and athletic, she looked great in that outfit and she knew it.
"That dress is too big for you," he said. "Taking it in would ruin its lines. You have a high waist and long legs, honey, so finding clothes for you is always tricky."
Hanging the dress back up on a clothesline strung between two trees, she made sure no one at the flea market was within earshot. "I already own another green outfit I feel like wearing, if you get my drift and I think you do."
"No one has taken a shot at you all week? You haven't been chased around the block by mobsters? And not a single Axis spy has tied you up? No wonder you're bored."
"Sad but true." She held up a straight-lined black dress with horizontal rows of white fringes across its front. "Doesn't this number melt your stone heart?"
"Kelly! That rag is twenty years old. Some flapper wore it during Prohibition."
"Oh, all right. Alas! I lost my heart to a police detective with no flair."
Examining a battered tea kettle dubiously, Jim Harkins countered, "But I do have good taste in girlfriends?"
"Oh, I'll tell the world you do. And I know a good-looking slab of beef when I trip over one. You have the loveable face of a bassett hound. What? That's a good thing."
Jim was indeed not much over six feet tall, but he was massive, with broad shoulders Kelly could actually hide behind and not be seen. His dark blue suit with a red tie was neat and fit him well, but it was deliberately ordinary-looking. The fedora pushed back on his pomaded hair was badly in need of blocking, though. "There's something about a carrot-top...."
"But do you lovvvve me?" she asked in a little kid's voice.
"You know I do. I never told you this before but the first time I almost arrested you, I tumbled hard. The world went away. All I could see was your face."
Kelly got in close and stretched up to kiss him gently on the cheek. "Awwww. That touch of the poet comes out in you at the most unexpected times. I'm surprised you can't hear my heart go thump thump when we're together. How long do we have before you have to punch in at the station?"
"Not much. I'm doing the six to two AM for a while. I want to get there a few minutes early anyway so Captain Beachum can chew me out and get it over with."
"Don't let the old man ruffle your fur," she said, dragging him by one arm. "One more table, I swear I hear some scarves calling my name."
The crowd at the flea market had thinned out. Even in the comforting warmth of an early summer day, most people were thinking of dinner at this hour. An elderly man with a mane of white hair swept straight back watched them approach. "Hi, folks. We got shawls, scarves, a stole or two, some gloves and even a real elegant muff. It won't be June forever."
"Interesting selection," Kelly said as she leaned over the table, figuratively sniffing for something good. "Everything matches."
"All these items belonged to my late wife Agnes. She left this life almost five years ago."
"Oh. I'm sorry."
"Don't be. I'm not. She broke more than one lamp over my head." The old man chortled to himself.
An ancient paisley shawl, five inches wide and twenty inches long, caught Kelly's eye. It was pale green with red flowers and those were her emblematic colors. She reached out and touched it at the exact same instant a wide, meaty paw of a hand grabbed the shawl at the other hand.
"Mitts off, skirt. This is for my old lady." The man speaking was shorter than Kelly's five feet seven by several inches, but much wider and more intimidating. A remarkably homely face with a long upper lip and deepset blue eyes reminded her unavoidably of an ape. Thick bristling black hair added to the impression, as did the fact that his arms were actually a few inches longer than his legs. He was wearing a white jersey with thin horizontal red stripes and a pair of work pants that had seen better years.
Speaking very distinctly, Kelly declared, "I. Saw. It. First," and kept hold of the other end. Meeting the angry man's eyes, she added, "One dollar."
"Five dollars!"
"Ten dollars!" the redhead snapped.
From beside her, Jim Harkins muttered to himself, "Where do people get the idea the Irish have tempers?"
"Twenty dollars! Cold hard cash, right here in my hand," said the apelike man.
Kelly hesitated. She was riled up at someone trying to intimidate her but still, twenty dollars for an old shawl that had seen better days? "Ummm..."
From several feet away, a deep baritone boomed, "One hundred dollars!"
( the rest of the story )