"This Ain't No Party"
May. 26th, 2022 02:20 pm"This Ain't No Party"
7/17/ 2011
I.
"What? WHAT?" yelled Dandelion as she woke up and instantly jumped off the broken-down old bed. "How did you even get in here?" She hit the floor and rolled to come up with empty hands that apparently baffled her. A petite woman only an inch over five feet tall, she moved as quickly and decisively as a leopard. As the situation began to sink in, Dandelion rose to one knee and then stood up. Her ash blonde hair had been cut so short it looked like a buzzcut starting to grow out. She was wearing dark jeans and a maroon sweatshirt too large for her slender frame. "Oh. You. Why am I not surprised to see you?"
Standing across the shabby attic room in the fading light from a curtained window, Jeremy Bane stood with his open hands raised and open as if he was being arrested. "Easy, take it easy. Everything's okay, Dandy." The Dire Wolf was a gaunt man all in black, sport jacket and turtleneck and slacks. In a narrow watchful face, remarkably pale grey eyes fixed on the woman.
"Oh, everything's okay, is it? I doubt it." Dandelion looked down ruefully at her empty hands. "First of all, where is my hardware, Jeremy?"
"All three of your Walthers are safe on the dresser over there," he answered. "Complete with the silencers you make yourself. I didn't tamper with them."
The most dangerous assassin of her era rushed over and began examining the small pistols while keeping one watchful eye on the Dire Wolf. "I'm not even going to ask what you're doing in Eastern Europe," she snapped. "But I do want to know how you got in here. Come to think, my head is aching. Did you drug me, you lunatic?"
"I had to," he said, swinging a rickety wooden chair around and lowering himself to sit facing her. "I sprayed some gas under the door. It's the same chemical we use in our anesthetic darts. You'll be fine."
"You take awful liberties," the tiny blonde growled, picking up a denim jacket off the floor and shrugging it on. Two holsters were built into either inside flap and she secured two of the Walthers but kept the third in her hand. "I've helped you out once or twice. Against my better judgement. But we are not pals! Don't treat me like this with your anesthetic gas and your tricks or I will do something you won't like."
The Dire Wolf kept his voice mild. "You do remember shooting me in both ankles and across the top of my head?"
"Oh, please. With your Tel Shai healing ability? I'm sure you laughed it off." She did not sit down herself but stood with feet braced well apart and regarded him without warmth. Dandelion was beautiful, with a wide jawline and dark blue eyes under a high forehead, but the chill in those eyes made them frightening.
Bane had tilted his head and was frowning more than usual. "That's the sound of gunfire."
"What, off in the distance? I'm getting used to it." She finally dropped down on the foot of the delapidated bed and stared at him. "This godforsaken country has had a civil war going for eleven years now."
"And here you are in the middle. Dandy, I had a hard time finding you. You were last reported in Houston, but I trailed you to Detroit and then to Pittsburgh. Finally, I found out you were actually here, right next to Russia. I know you accepted a commission from the Mandate to take out one of the rebel leaders... the real planner behind the whole movement."
"And what do you care?" she scoffed. "Politics never meant anything to you."
"Not really. Keeping up with the Midnight War takes all my attention. But I thought I should warn you that you're being set up."
"Yeah? What else is new? Playing with spies is dancing on quicksand, you know that. Who is supposed to be putting my head in a noose this time?"
Bane stood up again. The accelerated metabolism which gave him his unusual speed also made him constantly hyperactive. "The man who gave you your orders, the new head of the Mandate on the East Coast. Seth Petrov."
"Feh. No big surprise. I've been playing both sides against each other anyway. The Russian oligarchs paid me to protect this Lazlo fool but I liked Petrov's offer better."
"You've pushed your luck once too often," the Dire Wolf said. "Seth thinks you're a loose cannon that might do more harm than good. You'll be walking into ground zero."
Dandelion finally tucked her Walther into the back of her jeans, where her jacket hid the bulge. "This ain't no party, Boy Scout. I weigh the risks against the rewards. How exactly did you find me? Don't tell me it was your girlfriend's telepathy again?"
"No. I have access to Trom technology. I can get Above Top Secret information with a little digging. Wait. I hear something close." He strode over to one of the two large windows and pressed his ear to the glass.
"Damnit, Jeremy! You oughta know not to stand by the window. Somebody'll see you up there." There was genuine alarm in her voice now.
Without explanation, Bane wheeled around and hurtled across the attic, snatching Dandelion up under both arms and diving headfirst through the opposite window. Even as they spun in mid-air, a thumping explosion detonated where they had been. Bits of glass and fragments of wood and plaster followed them down to the lawn. Somehow, Bane rolled and got her above him so he took the impact on his back when they smashed onto the ground. Above, flames shot out from the gaping hole in the wall left by the explosion. Blinding against the overcast evening sky, the fire crackled.
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7/17/ 2011
I.
"What? WHAT?" yelled Dandelion as she woke up and instantly jumped off the broken-down old bed. "How did you even get in here?" She hit the floor and rolled to come up with empty hands that apparently baffled her. A petite woman only an inch over five feet tall, she moved as quickly and decisively as a leopard. As the situation began to sink in, Dandelion rose to one knee and then stood up. Her ash blonde hair had been cut so short it looked like a buzzcut starting to grow out. She was wearing dark jeans and a maroon sweatshirt too large for her slender frame. "Oh. You. Why am I not surprised to see you?"
Standing across the shabby attic room in the fading light from a curtained window, Jeremy Bane stood with his open hands raised and open as if he was being arrested. "Easy, take it easy. Everything's okay, Dandy." The Dire Wolf was a gaunt man all in black, sport jacket and turtleneck and slacks. In a narrow watchful face, remarkably pale grey eyes fixed on the woman.
"Oh, everything's okay, is it? I doubt it." Dandelion looked down ruefully at her empty hands. "First of all, where is my hardware, Jeremy?"
"All three of your Walthers are safe on the dresser over there," he answered. "Complete with the silencers you make yourself. I didn't tamper with them."
The most dangerous assassin of her era rushed over and began examining the small pistols while keeping one watchful eye on the Dire Wolf. "I'm not even going to ask what you're doing in Eastern Europe," she snapped. "But I do want to know how you got in here. Come to think, my head is aching. Did you drug me, you lunatic?"
"I had to," he said, swinging a rickety wooden chair around and lowering himself to sit facing her. "I sprayed some gas under the door. It's the same chemical we use in our anesthetic darts. You'll be fine."
"You take awful liberties," the tiny blonde growled, picking up a denim jacket off the floor and shrugging it on. Two holsters were built into either inside flap and she secured two of the Walthers but kept the third in her hand. "I've helped you out once or twice. Against my better judgement. But we are not pals! Don't treat me like this with your anesthetic gas and your tricks or I will do something you won't like."
The Dire Wolf kept his voice mild. "You do remember shooting me in both ankles and across the top of my head?"
"Oh, please. With your Tel Shai healing ability? I'm sure you laughed it off." She did not sit down herself but stood with feet braced well apart and regarded him without warmth. Dandelion was beautiful, with a wide jawline and dark blue eyes under a high forehead, but the chill in those eyes made them frightening.
Bane had tilted his head and was frowning more than usual. "That's the sound of gunfire."
"What, off in the distance? I'm getting used to it." She finally dropped down on the foot of the delapidated bed and stared at him. "This godforsaken country has had a civil war going for eleven years now."
"And here you are in the middle. Dandy, I had a hard time finding you. You were last reported in Houston, but I trailed you to Detroit and then to Pittsburgh. Finally, I found out you were actually here, right next to Russia. I know you accepted a commission from the Mandate to take out one of the rebel leaders... the real planner behind the whole movement."
"And what do you care?" she scoffed. "Politics never meant anything to you."
"Not really. Keeping up with the Midnight War takes all my attention. But I thought I should warn you that you're being set up."
"Yeah? What else is new? Playing with spies is dancing on quicksand, you know that. Who is supposed to be putting my head in a noose this time?"
Bane stood up again. The accelerated metabolism which gave him his unusual speed also made him constantly hyperactive. "The man who gave you your orders, the new head of the Mandate on the East Coast. Seth Petrov."
"Feh. No big surprise. I've been playing both sides against each other anyway. The Russian oligarchs paid me to protect this Lazlo fool but I liked Petrov's offer better."
"You've pushed your luck once too often," the Dire Wolf said. "Seth thinks you're a loose cannon that might do more harm than good. You'll be walking into ground zero."
Dandelion finally tucked her Walther into the back of her jeans, where her jacket hid the bulge. "This ain't no party, Boy Scout. I weigh the risks against the rewards. How exactly did you find me? Don't tell me it was your girlfriend's telepathy again?"
"No. I have access to Trom technology. I can get Above Top Secret information with a little digging. Wait. I hear something close." He strode over to one of the two large windows and pressed his ear to the glass.
"Damnit, Jeremy! You oughta know not to stand by the window. Somebody'll see you up there." There was genuine alarm in her voice now.
Without explanation, Bane wheeled around and hurtled across the attic, snatching Dandelion up under both arms and diving headfirst through the opposite window. Even as they spun in mid-air, a thumping explosion detonated where they had been. Bits of glass and fragments of wood and plaster followed them down to the lawn. Somehow, Bane rolled and got her above him so he took the impact on his back when they smashed onto the ground. Above, flames shot out from the gaping hole in the wall left by the explosion. Blinding against the overcast evening sky, the fire crackled.
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