
"Jellybean"
6/30/2021
I.
"I see the creature now," Timothy whispered into his Link from behind a pair of elms. "It... well, it's weird. It looks like a purple jellybean about four feet tall, with a pair of skinny pipe-cleaner legs and big feet but no arms. No face, just a single big eye with a bright blue pupil. The eye's bloodshot. There's also some straggly red hair hanging from a sort of topknot."
"When did you start dropping acid, Timothy?" asked a woman's voice.
"Quiet, Unicorn," said a second female voice. "How far away are you, Tim? What's the creature doing?"
"I'm hiding near some trees, maybe fifty feet away," he answered. "It looks like there was a cookout going on here but no sign of the family. There's a grill with a few hamburgers on it, and a long redwood table with a round white cake, some bowls of chips, paper plates and stuff. The darn thing is approaching the cake. If the beast had a nose, I'd say it was sniffing it."
"Our ETA is six minutes," Sable said. Timothy held the Link up closer, hoping the creature wouldn't hear. There were earpieces available but he seldom remembered to use them. In his late twenties, Timothy remained a lanky young man a few inches under six tall, still with a mop of yellow hair over a friendly-looking face. For once, his usual outfit of well-worn boots, jeans and black leather jacket was appropriate since he had been riding his Harley when he got the call from Sable back in Manhattan.
He had left his bike some distance behind and run up the back road to where he could see the house. This was in the backwoods of Greene County more than a hundred miles north of the City, where the Catskills began, and he had been on a day trip to visit some friends he had grown up with. That he had been only a few minutes away from where the Chaffee family lived must be a coincidence. Or was it just his usual bad luck?
"What's ol' Jellybean up to?" asked Unicorn's voice, finally back to her normal flippancy after having gone through a few bad months emotionally.
"It.. he? She? Seems to be eating half of the cake, Ashley. I can't see how. With no arms and no mouth, I'm baffled how that works. As far as I can tell, Jellybean leans over close and sort of sucks the cake in through its skin."
"We're directly overhead," Sable cut in. "I've got the CORBY hovering out of sight at two thousand feet so we don't alarm this being."
"Jellybean," suggested Unicorn's voice.
"All right. Good a name as any. Ashley, call the Chaffees on your Link and tell them we're on the scene. There doesn't seem to be any immediate danger but they should stay inside and out of sight for the moment."
Timothy straightened up. The being which they had dubbed Jellybean had finished off the entire two-layer cake, including the unlit candles on its top. Now he was working on a plastic bowl of Fritos but seemed less enthusiastic about them. Fascinated by the bizarre sight, Timothy dropped down and scuttled to get behind some bushes that were closer. He had studied all the various Races and non-Human beings of the Midnight War, but this was like nothing he had ever heard of. For a moment, he wondered if it might be an alien from outer space. Midnight War lore did not tell of any extra-terrestrial encounters, but he himself was open to the possibility. The Universe is large beyond our mind's ability to grasp, he often thought, so who knows what could be out there?
As Timothy watched, Jellybean moved over to inspect the grill, where four hamburgers still sizzled over white coals. The creature backed off uncertainly, then approached again. As it leaned over to get a good look, the front of its cylindrical body brushed up against the metal.
The long piercing scream must have been telepathic, but it was no less disorienting. Timothy's head rang and he clapped both hands over his ears with no effect. He jumped to his feet with a vague idea of seeing if the creature needed help. Jellybean's single eye blazed up as if lit from within and a dazzling lightning bolt crackled from it to send the grill flying into the back yard, tumbling end over end.
While the thunder still echoed back and forth from nearby hills, Timothy got to his feet, a little dazed by the unexpected fireworks at such close range. He immediately thought better of showing himself and dove as far to one side as he could. The creature swiveled as it caught a glimpse of the motion, and a second bolt shot out to detonate right where Timothy had been standing. Even a near hit was devastating. Timothy was flung upward in a clumpsy somersault and hit the lawn face down with a thud as everything went grey for him.
II.
The familiar voice of his captain seemed to be coming through a tunnel from a great distance, "He's going to be fine in a few seconds. Pulse is nice and strong, breathing is clear. Tim will throw off that gralic blast right away."
"I'm... glad to hear that," Timothy grunting, forcing his eyes open. His whole body smarted as badly as a severe sunburn would, and there was aching deep in his joints. But in fact the enhanced healing from the Tagra diet had kicked in. He felt better every second. As his vision cleared, he made out Sable kneeling over him. Her confident smile was reassuring.
Crouching nearby with fingertips of one hand touching the grass to give stability was Unicorn. In her early forties now, Ashley Whitaker still was a perfect little platinum blonde with delicate features; only the faintest lines at the corners of those crystal blue eyes and on either side of the full lips gave away the fact she was no longer a teenager. Like Sable, Ashley wore the black boots, pants and waist-length jacket of the KDF field suit. Like Sable also, she carried a needle-nosed anesthetic dart pistol holstered at her right hip. In a white leather sheath across her back was strapped a three foot long talisman, the genuine Unicorn horn that gave her that war name. Seeing Timothy glance over at him, the Unicorn gave a mock salute with two fingers up at her temple. "Glad you're okay, buddy."
By then, Tim felt able to get up. He didn't refuse a helping hand from the team's captain. Sable pulled him up by one arm and steered him over to plop down on a bench by the redwood table. "Better give yourself another minute or two," she advised. "That was a first class gralic bolt that grazed you."
"Whoa, maybe you're right," he admitted. "Did you guys see what happened? I still can't believe that thing was real."
"We were watching through the telescopic sensors," Sable said. "By the time we landed the CORBY, Jellybean had galloped off into the woods. Carlo, you haven't said anything yet."
Standing apart from the others of the team was a skinny youth barely out of his teens. Carlo Rivera wore white jeans and a bright yellow T-shirt, holding a round leather satchel in one hand. His face had sunken cheeks and a sharp pointed nose, the curly black hair was untidy. "I felt a lot of gralic force coming from that creature," he replied. "Really strong, potent enough to blow away this house and most of the yard if used to its fullest. Jellybean, I guess we're gonna call it, is dangerous all right."
"Not exactly good news," Sable said. She gave a nod of her head to the blonde Unicorn. "Ashley, better go in the house and tell the Chaffees it's safe to come out now. As soon as we know they're okay, we're going to find out where Jellybean went."
The next few minutes were spent calming down Peter and Marion Chaffee, a middle-aged couple who had been on the outskirts of the Midnight War for decades. Many years earlier, a young Jeremy Bane had rescued them from some daywalkers and, rather than accepting a reward, had asked only that they call him immediately if they knew of any occult or unexplainable phenomena in the area.
Today was the first time they had been able to pay their debt. They had spotted the weird creature wandering in their yard and had immediately phoned. Bane was retired now, but the KDF team he had founded had been quick to respond. Being already in the area, Timothy had arrived first. Sable, Unicorn and Carlo had come quickly in the jetcopter CORBY, which now sat in the huge back yard.
"Listen, we're not going to mention this to ANYONE," Marion said. "They'd think we were having a Senior Moment or worse. It's bad enough when young people claim to witness the supernatural."
"I bet the doctors would smile politely and start drawing up papers for us to go into a nursing home," added Peter with a scoffing noise. "No thank you. We'll keep this to ourselves."
"That's the best plan," Sable agreed. "There's good reasons why the Midnight War is secret. After we deal with that creature, we'll come back here to talk some more. I'm so glad you phoned us right away."
Standing over by the redwood table, Unicorn had swiped a few Fritos when she thought no one was looking. "You two throwing a party?"
"That's our annual custom," Peter told them. "Marion and I met at a barbeque. Each year, we recreate it as our anniversary. Forty-three years ago to the day."
"Too bad there's nothing left of the cake," Unicorn sighed. "I've been cheating on my low-carb diet lately."
Sable gestured for her team to start moving toward the back yard. "At least, you two weren't hurt. We'll make sure that creature doesn't come back."
"What a monster!" Marion said. "It made my blood run cold AND my skin crawl just looking at it. But somehow, I didn't think it was vicious or threatening. More like it was simply curious."
Before joining his teammates, Timothy asked the older couple if it would be okay to wheel his motorcycle across the lawn. Receiving a prompt "Of course," he ran up to the road and soon was pushing his Harley down the slope of the back yard to where their copter sat. "I'd hate to leave the girl here and have to come back for her," he explained.
The sleek sharklike shape of the CORBY bore no identifying numbers or logos. Even though no weapons were visible, the jet black craft still seemed vaguely menacing. Sable was already in the right pilot seat, doing a rundown check preflight. With help from Carlo and Ashley, Timothy got his bike up a lowered ramp into the rear storage area and secured it carefully with straps. Then he was asked by Sable to take the co-pilot seat, while Unicorn and Carlo placed themselves on the bench in the compartment just behind the cockpit, buckling themselves in as well.
Once everyone was on board, with the hatches sealed, the four rotors began to spin. Strangely silent, making only a stiff breeze as it rose, the CORBY lifted clear and shot straight up in the summer sky.
Standing on their patio, watching the black craft speed away, Peter Chaffee laughed. "It's too bad the Martinos next door are away on vacation," he said. "Imagine their faces if they saw that helicopter."
"They always say we're such nice quiet neighbors," Marion added.
III.
Before they got too high, Sable called to Timothy Limbo in the rear compartment. "How about sending a few of your caspers down to search, Tim? They could save us some time flying around. The fewer people spot the CORBY, the better."
Seated on the bench, Tim held up open hands and four tiny whirlwinds materialized in front of him. Barely visible even in good light, they were swirling cones of gralic force which began moving around him like affectionate hummingbirds. After a few seconds, the caspers scooted back to an air vent and squeezed through the grating to leave the CORBY.
"My friendly ghosts," he said with the pride of a man watching his prize dog do a complicated trick. "Slow down please, captain. We're about at the top height they can fly to."
"Copy that," Sable replied. "We're hovering. Radar shows no other aircraft within miles of us, but I don't want people making videos with their phones of this copter."
Next to Timothy, Carlo Ventura had zipped open his satchel and taken from it a helmet made of pale gold, shimmering warmly in the subdued light of the compartment. It was all one piece, with a slightly flattened front plate. There were no eye holes, merely etched outlines where such holes should be. Showing in the open satchel were a blue crystal in a gold setting and some folded fabric that was also the same nearly-white gold color. Carlo tapped the jewel with his index finger. "This Eldar travel crystal is great," he told Timothy. "I think I finally am getting good at entering other realms and coming back safely, but it sure takes every bit of concentration I can scrape together."
"That's good to hear," Tim responded. "How's it going with the helmet?"
"I still haven't got the knack of using Sagehelm to its fullest," Carlo grumbled. "Nebel could have tracked that Jellybean monster with no problem. My progress is so slow, it's driving me nuts. So unfair!"
In the front co-pilot seat, Unicorn swiveled her head back toward her teammates. She was careful not to tease the touchy Carlo the same way she tormented Timothy. "From what the Teachers at Tel Shai say, the helmet reveals itself at its own pace, Carlo. Heck, even so, you've already saved our butts a few times with it."
"I guess I need to be more patient," their newest member admitted.
Timothy sat up straighter. He was staring ahead with a distracted expression. "Say, I'm getting some images from my boys. Yeah. There's Jellybean, a little over a mile away. North by northwest, captain."
"Got it. Everybody stand by." Sable swung the copter around. Below was a dirt road too narrow for more than one car to navigate at a time. Storming his way along it was Jellybean. The bizarre creature was stomping both of its flat feet and kicking at any fallen branches it passed. As the CORBY neared, the KDF team saw a bolt from the being's eye blow apart a withered old apple tree that had done nothing to deserve such destruction. Splinters and shards whirled away from the blast.
"Yikes," Unicorn remarked from the co-pilot seat. "That's quite the tantrum. He's acting like a two year old throwing a conniption fit."
"Funny you should say that," replied Sable quietly, bringing the CORBY down to forty feet but staying back. So far the creature had not noticed the silent craft. "Carlo, would you put on the helmet? Let's see what you can perceive before we confront Jellybean."
When Carlo lowered the eyeless helmet down over his head, his voice became hollow and solemn. "This being is as it should be," he intoned. "There is no damage nor external affliction for the light of Elvedal to heal. I cannot affect him."
"Can you find out what he wants? What he's doing here?"
"I need to contact him directly," Carlo said after a moment's hesitation. "I can tell you that I perceive no malice nor hatred in this being we call Jellybean. He is simple, direct, almost elemental in his emotions."
Sable had begun following the creature at a distance. "Let's observe him before we try to make contact. There are no other houses for a few miles. Maybe a walk through the woods will calm him down..."
"Hey, he sees us!" Unicorn yelled. "Look out!"
The big blue eye had rotated around to the back of the cylindrical body and instantly a lightning bolt sizzled up to crash full against the CORBY. All its systems went dead. The row of monitor screens and indicator lights blacked out. Still moving forward as its rotors slowed, the copter plunged down thirty feet to skid along its fuselage on the grass and brush before coming to a halt.
No one was hurt from the impact. "Tim, open your hatch with the manual lever," Sable ordered. "Let's get some air in here. Everyone unbuckle. Be ready to fight or to run if that thing attacks us."
Sliding open the hatch, Timothy said with relief, "Jellybean is going on his way. It's like he forgot all about us already. Just as well."
"I never saw a CORBY shut down like this before," Unicorn said. "I'm honestly shocked. I thought they were indestructible."
"Nothing is perect, Ashley. I'm trying to reboot the systems now. How's your Link?"
"It's dead. No signal, no sensor functions," Unicorn muttered. "Wow. What are we dealing with here anyway?"
Sable had popped open a panel on the control board in front of them and was resetting a row of tabs. "Patience, everyone. Let's see.. There. I've got a screen going. It says 'function restored in eighteen minutes.' I guess we have to sit tight."
"The screen on my Link flickered," Unicorn said. "Looks like it's trying to start up again. I know how it feels, I almost needed a change of underwear."
"Good thing we weren't any higher," Timothy added. "If we had been cruising a couple hundred feet up... Sheesh. I've got a casper following Jellybean. He's calmed down a lot. Maybe smacking a helicopter out of the air is his way of blowing off steam."
It was half an hour before the CORBY was functioning properly again. Even then, Sable insisted on a full preflight check, including visual inspection from outside.
"The Trom tech builds amazingly advanced aircraft," she said as she inspected the top rotors. There were no tail blades, instead a pair of vertical vanes used high pressure air to stabilize. "But we can't take anything for granted."
Lying full length next to the craft, Timothy called over. "Some scrapes and dents, captain. But the panel over the landing gear looks untouched. Hopefully the wheels will come down without trouble."
Carlo had gazed out over the CORBY in silence. He raised the eyeless helmet up and held it in the crook of one arm, his voice sounding normal again. "My perception works best with living things but I didn't sense any damage that will present problems."
"I see you've attached the travel crystal," she said.
Carlo touched a finger to the small blue gem he had fastened to the collar of his shirt, right above the top button. "I have a feeling it will be useful."
"All right, resume your stations. Let's take it easy the first few minutes of flight and see if everything's nominal before we confront Jellybean again. I'm worried he could throw a stronger bolt that would wreck us completely."
IV.
"My caspers have found Jellybean again," Timothy said. "They're not exactly eager to get too close, I guess they can sense his gralic force. Looks like two men are with him. They're to the west, Sable, more northwest actually."
"Got it," their captain said, swinging the CORBY smoothly around and accelerating. "I'll keep the speed down so your friendly ghosts can keep us with us."
In less than a minute, the copter slowed to hover. "Take the stick, Ashley," Sable said.
Reaching over to the combined cyclic/collective stick between their seats, Unicorn flicked the switch that moved control of the CORBY over to her side. "Got it," she chirped. "Relax, y'all. You're in good hands."
The captain of the team leaned toward the windscreen, peering down at a clearing below them. Lauren Sable Reilly's unique gift involved using gralic force to extend her senses far beyond normal limits. She could hear a moth in a darkened room, detect a single drop of anything added to a gallon of water by one sip and read painted signs with her fingertips. Now she shifted focus to give herself telescopic vision.
"There's Jellybean," she told her team. "He's sitting on the ground peacefully enough. Oh, this is bad news. I recognize the two men talking to him. Thicke and Wickett."
Unicorn let out a curse word that was so out of character that everyone gaped. "Not THOSE two, again!" she said. "I swear, I hate con men like them more than I do Skinwalkers or necromancers."
"We've run into Thicke and Wickett a few times," Timothy explained to Carlo. "They're shady characters on the outskirts of the Midnight War. Grifters, frauds, thieves. They pull elaborate heists. You can't believe them if they tell you what day of the week it is, and they'll steal your socks without you noticing."
"Bring us down, Ashley," ordered Sable in voice that was suddenly taut. "Not right on top of them. Damn. Now we have to deal with those two tricksters as well as this mysterious unidentified creature."
Not surprisingly, the silent descent of an ominous black helicopter captured the full attention of the two rogues and the strange creature. Thicke, the smaller of the men, was squatting ten feet away from Jellybean, who was sitting on the ground with his legs folded in a way no Human legs were flexible enough to emulate.
Strangely, Thicke was rolling an ordinary softball along the ground toward Jellybean. Every time he did this, the creature fired a mild little sting from its single eye that was just potent enough to send the ball spinning back for Thicke to catch. This seemed to amuse the weird being greatly. The cylindrical body swung from side to side in what might have been laughter.
Both men were well dressed in a rather old-fashiioned way. Graham Thicke, short and slim, wore a brown suit of Harris Tweed, including a vest and a narrow tan tie. Pushed back on his head was a matching felt fedora. A pleasant smile on a bland face completed the effect of amiable harmlessness.
Behind him, looming up several inches over six feet and wide, stood an older man wearing grey pinstripe trousers, formal jacket and a white dress shirt with an old style detachable collar. This was Ian Wickett, who had a round-crowned bowler placed correctly, black hair that was trimmed precisely and a closely shaven face. But even the impassive expression on that lantern-jawed face could not hide a smoldering air of repressed anger. This was the one to watch.
As the hatches hissed open to release pressurized air, the four KDF members hopped nimbly out and began marching toward the odd scene. The single eye on Jellybean's upper end swung around somehow without him turning, a singularly disconcerting effect.
"Look at the way they're... playing..." Unicorn began, her voice trailing off at the realization.
"Of course," Timothy added. "It makes sense. This Jellybean isn't an adult of whatever species it is. It's a toddler. The way it wolfed down the cake, then threw a tantrum when it burned itself. Yeah, that explains it."
Wickett drew himself up and turned to face the newcomers. "Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen."
"Good manners for a Melgar," Sable replied. She came to a stop, just out of reach, and placed her fists on her hips with her right hand within reach of the dart gun's grip. "Thickeand Wickett. You seem to be making a new friend."
Rising from his crouch, the younger man grinned. "Ah, Sable. Unicorn, Timothy.
always a treat when old chums meet. I'm afraid I haven't made the acquaintance of the fourth member of your little commando squad. If you'd be so kind?"
"His name is Carlo, but let's get right to the point. What are you doing with Jellybean?"
"Oh, I say. That IS an appropriate appelation. Wickett and I were condidering if we should bestow the name 'Polyphemus,' a classical allusion with some gravitas. Yes, he appears to have taken a liking to me, Sable. Stray dogs and children and old grandmothers do, you know, I'm quite likeable."
"To those who don't know what you're really like," she snapped. "Don't bother clenching your fists, Wickett. Yes, you're really a Melgar and you're big and tough and stronger than a bull. But we've buried enemies a lot tougher than you."
The bigger man simply touched the brim of his bowler hat. "Ma'am."
"Still, you do seem to have quieted Jellybean down," Sable continued. "That's a welcome development. Maybe we can arrange a truce for the moment."
A flash of pale blue light behind them made the KDF team give a start and swing around. Carlo was gone without a trace. The remaining three members had reflexively drawn their dart guns, Thicke had scrambled to his feet and even Jellybean was staring with his single eye.
"That's a bit dodgy," Thicke drawled. "Your new teammate appears to have scarpered off. Lost his nerve, has he?"
"Never mind that," said Sable. "Look, I know you don't have any unusual abilities yourself, but you're experienced and shrewd. You know a lot about Midnight War phenomena.
If you can persuade Jellybean there to board our copter peacefully, I think some compensation would be in order."
"Ah, the conversation has swerved toward a more pleasant tone, dear lady. Please go on."
"Let's say, twenty thousand dollars in unmarked bills within the hour. We'll take Jellybean to Hawk Island where he'll be no danger to anyone and maybe we can figure out what to do with him. Sound like a deal?"
Thicke glanced over at his partner. Wickett merely said, "Our bank balance is decidedly anemic, sir."
"Unfortunately all too true," the young man said. He adjusted the angle of his fedora, made a tut-tut noise and went over to crouch down facing Jellybean again. "But I think not, Miss Sable. Our new acquaintance here offers tantalizing possibilities. I'm not implying I would encourage him to blow open bank vaults, of course. That would be against the law."
Still holding the anesthetic dart gun in her hand, muzzle pointed down, Sable exhaled sharply. "So much for doing this the easy way. You two will wake up in an hour more or less, but you'll feel weak and nauseous the rest of the day..."
"Steady on, old girl," warned Thicke. "How do you think our best friend Jellybean will react when you shoot his new chums and we appear quite bereft of life?"
"Nobody move," Unicorn said with sudden enthusiasm. "I've got one of my brilliant ideas!" The little blonde spun on one heel, raced back to the CORBY and vaulted in through the open hatch.
"Nimble lass, isn't she?" asked T.hicke
"Quite so, sir," Wickett replied.
Leaping back out again, Unicorn was unwrapping the foil off two candy bars. "Swiss chocolate, so much better than that tasteless American stuff." She shifted to a higher, gentler voice. "Here, boy, try one of these."
Jellybean allowed her to approach and leaned forward to suck the candy in through the skin where his face should have been. To everyone's amazement, the straggly red hair wiggled with obvious joy.
"Good, isn't it?" Unicorn crooned. "Sooo yummy, come on, I have a whole box in the helicopter I keep in case I get the blues."
"Oh my God, Ashley!" said Timothy. "You're luring a child into your vehicle with candy!"
"Quiet, you. This is for the greater good," she said in the same soothing tone that Jellybean seemed to be responding to.
Thicke came around to stand next to the creature. "Here now, you're OUR hen that lays golden eggs, lad. Keep away from that trollop."
For a moment, Jelly seemed conflicted. The solitary eye moved from Unicorn to Thicke and back again before beginning to glow with lambent force.
"Watch out, everyone," said Sable, stepping back. "He's getting annoyed."
But in the next second, another flare of blue light burst behind them and a deep sonorous voice boomed, "Stop it! That's enough."
VI.
Standing beside Carlo Ventura were two members of Jellybean's species but much larger, one reaching well over seven feet. Both had longer hair and one had a green-irised eye.
Seeing them, Jellybean raced over and clung to the taller one, who bent over protectively.
The shorter creature turned to Carlo, who was just now removing the eyeless helmet. The telepathic bass voice continued, "We thank you for bringing us to our child. We did not think he was capable yet to breach the Wall Between the Worlds. But do not return to our realm. We Ulirim keep ourselves to ourselves." Blue radiance flashed around the three beings and they were gone, leaving only footprints.
"Oh, so THAT'S where you disappeared to," Sable said, finally holstering her gun. "You figured out where Jellybean came from."
"And brought his parents here!" interrupted Unicorn, eating the second chocolate bar herself. "Perfect! This solves the whole crisis. Nice work."
Carlo held up the gleaming helmet and gazed down at it with a faint smile. "Sagehelm itself told me. I need to start listening to it more and stop trying to bend it to my will. What a strange realm those Ulirim live in. Wait until I tell you about it."
"Hey, there go the con men!" Timothy interrupted. He pointed down the dirt road where both Thicke and Wickett had broken into a full run toward their Mercedes. "Shouldn't we chase them?"
Suddenly weary, Sable walked over to the CORBY and dropped down to sit on the edge of the open hatch. "No. Let them go. What are we going to charge them with? What would we tell the police or a judge? Anyway, we're bound to meet them again."
"Aw, this is for the best," Unicorn said. "I wasn't looking forward to babysitting a critter that shoots lightning when he's mad. Here. I've got a whole box of Toblerone, plenty for everyone."
9/9/2021